With Lollipops inside his pipes,
he thought that he should ride
but the bolt fell out, bad luck, no doubt--
it was then he must decide,
should he take the chance, his dame romance,
or fear the cops' deride?
"Fuck the world! I'm going," he said.
He'd not hold back his pride.
'Twas down the street
with wheels for feet
he quickly sped away
but the constable was waiting
determined to hold sway.
The traffic cop, he made his stop
and wrote citations long,
grinning, "Don't forget your Lollipop
before you cruise along."
For those who don't understand the lingo, a lollipop is an old school, homemade baffle/silencer used in the tuning of motorcycles, that can be adjusted with the aid of a couple of wrenches. If you're running open pipes I highly recommend you learn the recipe for homemade lollipops.