You stop and go, apply the brakes,
and then jump on the gas
while others all around you watch
and shout out, “Hey, Dumb ass!
you’re messing up the traffic flow
and pissing us all off!
The idea is to drive the car,
not drive as if it’s golf!”
So listen to this little rhyme
before you drive once more,
and learn to take your precious time
and leave some space galore.
Count out four seconds in between
yours and the car ahead,
for if the stress don’t kill you
the crash will leave you dead.
And remember: You’re the other guy.
Watch out for the other guy.